Ironic

1. Drained but active.
2. Hungry but full.
3. Patient but anxious.
4. Positive but negative.
5. Friendly but snobbish.
6. Mature but childish.
7. Bully but sensitive.
8. Excited but worried.
9. Broke but splurgy
10. Seeking advice but unwilling to listen.
11. Seeking to be understood but not to understand.
12. Ending the suffer but extending the life.
    
13. Prayerful but sinful.

and the list goes on...life is an irony.